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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Meaningful Text

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, w ho ! isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know yo u. !
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.


Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

十年前的媽媽

那是一個老師告訴我的故事,至今都珍藏心裡,讓自己明白在人世界,其實不應該放過每一個能夠幫助別人的機會。也許你早已忘記,但這種光,卻可以溫暖一個個冷漠的心靈。

那是在十年前的一天,當這位老師正利用中午休息時間,在家裡睡覺時,突然間,電話鈴響了,她接過來一聽,裡面卻傳出一個陌生粗暴的聲音說:「你家的小孩偷書,現在被我們抓住了,你快來啊!」在話筒裡還傳出一個小女孩的哭鬧聲,和旁邊人的喝叱聲。她回頭眺望著一邊正在看電視的唯一女兒,心中立即就明白過來。肯定是有一位小女孩,因為偷書被售貨員抓住了,而又不肯讓家裡人知道,所以,胡編了一個電話號碼,才踫巧打到這裡。她當然可以放下電話不理,甚至也可以斥責對方,因為這件事,和她沒有任何關係。但自己是老師,說不定她就是自己的學生呢?透過電話,她隱約可以設想出,那個一念之差的小女孩,一定非常驚慌害怕,正面臨著也許是人生中最可怕的境地。猶豫了片刻之後,她的腦海裡突然冒出了一個念頭,對了,就這樣做。

於是,她問清了書店的地址之後,就趕了過去。正如她預料的那樣,在書店裡站立著一位滿臉淚跡的小女孩,而旁邊的大人們,正惡狠狠的大聲斥責著。她一下衝上去,將那個可憐的小女孩摟在懷裡,轉身對旁邊的售貨員說道:「有什麼跟我說吧,不要嚇著孩子。」在售貨員不情願的嘀咕聲中,她交清了幾十元罰款,才領著這個小女孩,走出了書店,並看清楚了那張被淚水與驚恐,弄得一塌糊塗的臉。她笑了起來,將小女孩領到家中,好好清理了一下,什麼都沒有問,就讓小女孩離開了,臨走時,她還特意叮囑道,如果你要看書,就到阿姨這裡來,裡面有好多書呢。驚魂未定的小女孩,深深的看了一眼,便飛一般的跑走了,便再也沒有出現。

時間如流水匆匆而過,不知不覺間,十年的光陰,一晃而過,她早已忘記了這件事,依舊住在這裡,過著平靜安祥的生活。有一天的中午,門外響起了一陣敲門聲。當她打房門後,看到了一位年輕漂亮的陌生女孩,露著滿臉的笑容,手中還捧著一大堆禮物。「妳找誰?」她疑惑的問道,但女孩卻激動的說出一大堆話。好不容易,她才從那個陌生女孩的敘述中,恍然發現,原來她就是當年偷書的那個小女孩,十年之後,已經順利從大學畢業,現在還特意來看望自己。這個年輕女孩眼睛裡泛著淚光,輕聲說道﹕「雖然我至今都不明白,您為什麼願意冒充我媽媽,解救了我,但我總覺得,這十年來,一直都想喊您一聲∼媽媽!」老師的眼睛裡,也開始糊模起來,她有些好奇的問道﹕「如果那天我不幫妳,會發生怎樣的結果?」女孩的臉上,立即變得陰沉下來,輕輕搖著頭說道﹕「我說不清楚,也許就會去做傻事,甚至是去死。」老師的心中猛然一顫,開始暗暗慶幸。自己當年在一念之間所做出的決定,竟然可以如此影響到一個人的一生。望著女孩臉上幸福的笑容,她也一起笑了起來。

逃避.不一定躲ㄉ過
面對.不一定最難受
孤單.不一定不快樂
得到.不一定能長久
失去.不一定不再有
轉身.不一定是軟弱
看看現在的自己的生活條件,再回想十年後的自己
也許你現在所做的決定可以影響你的一生

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

Hokkien Poem- the Kia

Let us sing the Hokkien Poem

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is Kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is kao kia
Kitten is ngiao kia
Chicken is kuey kia
Pig is tu kia
H/phone is nokia


I'm Hokkien kia,
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is t'ng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia
Good Guy is ho kia


Person who read this message is Gong Kia
If you laugh, you are Siow Kia

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

Computer Genius!!

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's
still on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.

Customer: Yourleft or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
BillGates damnit!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it
says'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
infront of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: No.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on
mycomputer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you
pleasetell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than
4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?
Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

Monday, June 23, 2008

Flash Link

Funny
Eng:
http://comic.yam.com/class/aniegg/swf/english.swf - ah ma learn english
http://www.asiantown.net/blog/fla/are_you_dumb.swf - Test
http://www.smileminutes.com/Army.html - Genius
Chi:
http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/xp/10303/flash/030314langhexiaozhu.swf - wolf and pig..
http://comic.yam.com/class/3bow/swf/physical.swf

Tricky
http://fun.drno.de/flash/vision_sabotage.swf - eye test
http://www.superlaugh.net/1/waldo.htm - Simple Game

Animation
MR Boombastic
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi01.html - Fly
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi02.html - Underware
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi03.html - Habit
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi04.html - Handphone
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi05.html - Subway
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi06.html - Cup Noodles
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi07.html - Michael Booba
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi08.html - Spring
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi09.html - Elevator
http://www.boombastick.net/boomepi10.html - STOP!!!

CHOPPY
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy1.html - cookies
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy2.html - football
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy3.html - give me back my milk
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy4.html - Ghost
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy5.html - =.="
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy6.html - Magic
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy7.html - Road Crossing
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy8.html - what a cat...=.="
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy9.html - samseng at hot spring
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy10.html - terrorist
http://www.choppy.co.kr/animation/choppy11.html -

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

Why Chinese must not have English names ( funnY )

Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

电脑设备笑话

荧幕说:我好惨!每天给人看。。。

键盘说:我更惨呢!每天给人打。。 。

滑鼠说:我才惨咧!每天 给人摸。。。

光碟机说:我 好惨!每天给人插。。。

F loppy说:我更惨!现在没人插我了。。 。

USB随身碟说:谁有我 惨?这边插完就去那边插!
一不小心 还要被感染。。。

Mother Board说:不要以为我被很多东西插会很
爽,它们插进来后就都不动了,那才 是难受啊!

。。。最后。。 。。

音效卡说:还说呢!明明是我插你,为什么都是我
在叫?!

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

小学生造句

1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下


3.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


9. 题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语 : 你是蜈蚣?~~


10.题目: 一... 就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行..


11.題目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊


12. 照样造句

例题: 你 [唱歌] 我 [跳舞]

小朋友写: 你 [好吗] 我 [很好]

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??


13.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我[ ],其实我[ ]

小朋友写: 别人都夸我[很帅], 其实我[是戴面具的]。

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???


14.题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗 ...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?


15.题目: 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


20.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


21. 题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写 : 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~


22. 题目 : 谢谢....因为......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


23.题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过 ......


26. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

苏格拉底与失恋者的对话

苏(苏格拉底):孩子,为什么悲伤?

失(失恋者):我失恋了。

苏:哦,这很正常。如果失恋了没有悲伤,恋爱大
概就没有什么味道。可是,年轻人,我怎么发现你
对失恋的投入甚至比对恋爱的投入还要倾心呢?

失:到手的葡萄给丢了,这份遗憾,这份失落,您
非个中人,怎知其中的酸楚啊。

苏:丢了就是丢了,何不继续向前走去,鲜美的葡
萄还有很多。

失:等待,等到海枯石烂,直到她回心转意向我走
来。

苏:但这一天也许永远不会到来。你最后会眼睁睁
的看着她和另一个人走了去的。

失:那我就用自杀来表示我的诚心。

苏:但如果这样,你不但失去了你的恋人,同时还
失去了你自己,你会蒙受双倍的损失。

失:踩上她一脚如何?我得不到的别人也别想得
到。

苏:可这只能使你离她更远,而你本来是想与她更
接近的。

失:您说我该怎么办?我可真的很爱她。

苏:真的很爱?

失:是的。

苏:那你当然希望你所爱的人幸福?

失:那是自然。

苏:如果她认为离开你是一种幸福呢?

失:不会的!她曾经跟我说,只有跟我在一起的时
候她才感到幸福!

苏:那是曾经,是过去,可她现在并不这么认为。

失:这就是说,她一直在骗我?

苏:不,她一直对你很忠诚。当她爱你的时候,她
和你在一起,现在她不爱你,她就离去了,世界上
再没有比这更大的忠诚。如果她不再爱你,却还装
的对你很有情谊,甚至跟你结婚,生子,那才是真
正的欺骗呢。

失:可我为她所投入的感情不是白白浪费了吗?谁
来补偿我?

苏:不,你的感情从来没有浪费,根本不存在补偿
的问题,因为在你付出感情的同 时,她也对你付出
了感情,在你给她快乐的时候,她也给了你快乐。

失:可是,她现在不爱我了,我却还苦苦地爱着
她,这多不公平啊!

苏:的确不公平,我是说你对所爱的那个人不公
平。本来,爱她是你的权利,但爱不爱你则是她的
权利,而你却想在自己行使权利的时候剥夺别人行
使权利的自由。这是何等的不公平!

失:可是您看的明明白白,现在痛苦的是我而不是
她,是我在为她痛苦。

苏:为她而痛苦?她的日子可能过的很好,不如说
是你为自己而痛苦吧。明明是为自己,却还打着别
人的旗号。年轻人,德行可不能丢哟。

失:依您的说法,这一切倒成了我的错?

苏:是的,从一开始你就犯了错。如果你能给她带
来幸福,她是不会从你的生活中离开的,要知道,
没有人会逃避幸福

失:可她连机会都不给我,您说可恶不可恶?

苏:当然可恶。好在你现在已经摆脱了这个可恶的
人,你应该感到高兴,孩子。

失:高兴?怎么可能呢,不管怎么说,我是被人给
抛弃了这总是叫人感到自卑的。

苏:不,年轻人的身上只能有自豪,不可自卑。要
记住,被抛弃的并不是就是不好 的。

失:此话怎讲?

苏:有一次,我在商店看中一套高贵的西服,可谓
爱不释手,营业员问我要不要。 你猜我怎么说,我
说质地太差,不要!其实,我口袋里没有钱。年轻
人,也许你就是这件被遗弃的西服。

失:您真会安慰人,可惜您还是不能把我从失恋的
痛苦中引出。

苏:是的,我很遗憾自己没有这个能力。但,可以
向你推
Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

什么是爱

如果你不爱一个人,请放手,好让别人有机会爱她

如果你爱的人放弃了你,请放开自己,好让自己有
机会爱别人

有的东西你再喜欢也不会属於你的,
有的东西你再留恋也注定要放弃的,

人生中有许多种爱,但别让爱成为一种伤害。
有些缘分是注定要失去的,
有些缘分是永远都不会有好结果的,

爱一个人不一定要拥有,但拥有一个人就一定要好
好的去爱他。

男人哭了,是因为他真的爱了;
女人哭了,是因为她真的放弃了。

如果真诚是一种伤害,我选择谎言;
如果谎言是一种伤害,我选则沉默;
如果沉默是一种伤害,我选择离开。
如果失去是苦 你怕不怕付出
如果迷乱是苦 你会不会选择结束
如果追求是苦 你会不会选择执迷不悟
如果分离是苦 你要向谁倾诉,

好多事情都是后来才看清楚,
好多事情当时一点也不觉得苦,然而我已经找不到
来时的路 。

有一种爱,明明是深爱,却说不出来.
有一种爱,明明想放弃,却无法放弃.
有一种爱,明知是煎熬,却又躱不开.
有一种爱,明知无前路.心却早已收不回来.

决定放弃你的那一刻我哭了,我的眼泪证明了我是
真的很爱你。

什么是勇气?是哭着要你爱我,还是哭着让你离
开。

男人的自信来自一个女人对他的崇拜,
女人的高傲来自一个男人对她的倾慕。
永远不要栽培你爱的男人,你把他栽培的太好,
结果只有两个:)
他从此看不起你或他给人偷了。

追求一个人的手法不需要太聪明,但离开的手法必
须聪明绝顶!

为什么我们总是不懂得珍惜眼前人?
在未可预知的重逢里,
我们以为总会重逢,总会有缘再会,总以为有机会
说一声对不起,却从没想过每一次挥手道别,都可能是
诀别,一声叹息,都可能是人间最后的一声叹息。

也许爱情只是因为寂寞,需要找一个人来爱,即使
没有任何结局。

伤口是别人给予的耻辱,自己坚持的幻觉。

发现自己只能爱一个人在一瞬间。而且渐渐变的自
私。

很多人不需要再见,因为只是路过而已。

遗忘就是我们给彼此最好的纪念。

爱可以是一瞬间的事情,也可以是一辈子的事情。

每个人都可以在不同的时间爱上不同的人。.

不是谁离开了谁就无法生活,遗忘让我们坚强。

人这样的生物,仔细一看,原来是伤痕累累的。
Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )

New Job

Erm..new blog, need to write sumthing for it..

Dunno wat to talk about, erm..then talk about my new job la.

Started this job on 4th May. Ask me if i like it..i dunno yet, but i can tell for sure that i am enjoying the life here. Why??

1. nice colleagues...most important, young and active..haha..(i dun find this in my previous job)
2. can access to internet...haha..i dunno if this is good or not..haha..
3. nice and good lead..hee..seems good so far..hee..
4. can go to canteen anytime u wan..haha..but of cos..not too frequent la..
5. oya..oya..interesting, so much stories to hear...
6. many activities with all these new colleagues..haha..can hang out till 4-5 am with them..haha
6. oya...flexi office hour..hee..dunnid to rush for punch card...yakaka..
7. haha..dunid to cross brigde liao..hahaha...save save save...hahaha...
8. oya...the pantary..GREAT view,can c pulau jerejak and the sea...i juz love it..hee..
9. again...fun colleagues, nice colleagues and great colleagues...
(sigh....nothing about my new job function...really wanted to get myself more busy...)

comparing this new job with the previous job,
1. more relax
2. less resposibilties...so much different..so so so much different(sumtimes i cant even accept differences....)
3. cant c much different yet because is only after a month

Life is Like a Dream..Dreams keep us Moving..Lets Dream
( ^ . ^ )